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One late late night, my mama was bathing. She suddenly opened the sliding door of the bathroom, and Said ” Wai Loon, Buy me Yee Mah Gan (sanitary pad), I wan Laurier pink color packaging wif no wing”

OKOK. I am a very urban, non-traditional, n non supertitious kinda guy (but i do bllieve in ghost), so i started the car, drag my younger hamkahchan brother wif me to a nerby chinese supermarket (mini market la).

The owner, which consists of a couple, know me a long time ago since i always buy grocceries there. So i stepped in, browsed around. And i aint c any tai yee mah.

I would really wana ask the owner but he speak no cantonese~~Aiyo now ipoh still got who havent adapt to speaking cantonese?!!! He spoke Hokkien or some sort of language far far frm this planet..

So i dare myself to asked him….(this is exactly wat i spoke, in a very extremely the bad badbroken mandarin) “Eh, lau ban, ni chi li you Tai Yi Mah Gan mah”?? The farking owner like “huh? shhhe mhe?” “Tai Yi Mah Gan, I said”

My faarking pet pet jibai belacan brother jus couldnt stop laughing at my broken slang…SO i asked my brother, in mandarin tai yi mah gan called wat??? He then told the owner “chi li you wei sheng jing mah?”

The retardted owner like “Oh….wei sheng jing..you ah you ah..chi li you..ni yau she me pai chi?”
He then asked me do i want it to b wrap wif newspaaper, afraid tat i might get embarassed….I said “NO NEED LA” the embarrased moment is wen u cant seem to understand human language u doink (totally no offence to those who speak hokkien).

The point is, I am a lovely guy who would do anything for my mama.
MUAXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX i rox. sign off
MEOWWWWWWWWWWWWW

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