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CAU HAI!!! NEI MA GE CAU FA HAI!! UR GRANDFATHER FACKER!!!!!!!!!! DARE U BROKE INTO MY ROOM N STOLE MY WALLET N MY LOVELY N70!!!!

I WILL GO THAILAND N ASK BOMOH PUT U ‘GONG TAU’ NEI GE BALLESS THIEF!!! IF U DARE COME N STEAL IT AGAIN!! I WILL MAKE SURE I WONT B SLEEPING THIS TIME N I WILL AN@L UR ROTTEN AS$  WIF MY GUITAR N DUMBBELL!!!!!

DARE U COME IN AGAIN!!!! U FACKER!!!
I WILL PAY RM1K TO BOMOH N CURSE U NEX GENERATION ALL MALE B AQUA, ALL FEMALE B PELACRUR IN THAILAND N UR ONLY CLIENT IS AN ELEPHANT!!!!!! CURSE U GROW THIRD D!CK ON UR FOREHEAD SO EVERY1 KNWS U R 1 LAN TAU!!!!!
CURSE U GROW ANOTHER D!CK INSIDE UR A$$HOLE!!!! SO U CAN NEVER CLIMB INTO SOME ELSE’S WINDOW AGAIN!!!
CURSE U GO INTO JAIL N RAPE BY 20 SMELLY HAIRRY MANGALI WIF 20INCHES WITHOUT LUBRICANT!!!!
CURSE U WILL LIVE TILL AGE 120 BUT U WILL B PARALYZED IN THIS WEEK BCOZ U RUN OVER BY A DBKL FULL OF RUBBISH TRUCK!!
CURSE U, THE ONLY COMPANION IN UR LIFE IS UR RIGHT HAND!!!! BUT UR RIGHT HAND IS ABOUT TO B AMPUTATED BCOZ U HV HIGH DIABETES N IT GOT INFECTED N NEED TO B CUT OFF!! SO U CAN NEVER STEAL FROM AN INNOCENT HANDSOME BOY LIKE ME!!
CURSE UR TESTIS TO GROW AS BIG AS DURIAN N SMELL LIKE BELACAN!!!
CURSE U WILL LOSE ALL UR TEETH N THE ONLY THING U CAN EAT IS GLUCOSE WATER!!!

I WILL CURSE U!!!!! U BIATCH!!!!!! DARE U COME INTO MY ROOM AGAIN!!! U CHICKEN FACKER!!

(Will you n I still remember..Who is the 1 who said luv me forever..The lingering words of the past will be the wound in our future..Perhaps its too long..Will you n I still remember..The warmth we used to feel..When you and me holding hands..Vowing this journey will never ends..)

Will you and I still remember..How long has this journey be..In our heart can see..Will it 1 day..Yes will 1 day this will diminish..We couldnt do nothing..Except for time, and time will give us a very truth..Even though i am scare..When it comes to the dark sky..Will we or not have regret..()

Its getting heavy..The things that we carry..There is no more way..To look back and say..When 2 hearts are lost..How to say..Any words now is not going to pay..Please tell me..Why, my love..Even
though it was you..Even you, are incomprehendable..There was once a binding heart..But now it’s waiting for the other half to give it a crush..()

Will you and I still remember..When it change?..When all this good weather has change?..We no longer feel the same wind..Nor the same breeze..It’s too long the road has been..And now we stand, no more begging and please..The road finally reaches the split.

I hope this song i am writing to you will at least, let time n world know, tat there was once a happy couple.I luv u. N i will always do.

One late late night, my mama was bathing. She suddenly opened the sliding door of the bathroom, and Said ” Wai Loon, Buy me Yee Mah Gan (sanitary pad), I wan Laurier pink color packaging wif no wing”

OKOK. I am a very urban, non-traditional, n non supertitious kinda guy (but i do bllieve in ghost), so i started the car, drag my younger hamkahchan brother wif me to a nerby chinese supermarket (mini market la).

The owner, which consists of a couple, know me a long time ago since i always buy grocceries there. So i stepped in, browsed around. And i aint c any tai yee mah.

I would really wana ask the owner but he speak no cantonese~~Aiyo now ipoh still got who havent adapt to speaking cantonese?!!! He spoke Hokkien or some sort of language far far frm this planet..

So i dare myself to asked him….(this is exactly wat i spoke, in a very extremely the bad badbroken mandarin) “Eh, lau ban, ni chi li you Tai Yi Mah Gan mah”?? The farking owner like “huh? shhhe mhe?” “Tai Yi Mah Gan, I said”

My faarking pet pet jibai belacan brother jus couldnt stop laughing at my broken slang…SO i asked my brother, in mandarin tai yi mah gan called wat??? He then told the owner “chi li you wei sheng jing mah?”

The retardted owner like “Oh….wei sheng jing..you ah you ah..chi li you..ni yau she me pai chi?”
He then asked me do i want it to b wrap wif newspaaper, afraid tat i might get embarassed….I said “NO NEED LA” the embarrased moment is wen u cant seem to understand human language u doink (totally no offence to those who speak hokkien).

The point is, I am a lovely guy who would do anything for my mama.
MUAXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX i rox. sign off
MEOWWWWWWWWWWWWW

I dun know why, but the air seemed to be more chilling than usual..As i walked out of the main ward to get some fresh air, the cold cold air in the middle of the quiet nite was the only thing who can embrace my loneliness..I really like to use sum hug, and thanks to the compasionate wind.
I walked, n sat for a while. My mind was totally blank. N i could not feel anything.I kind of felt guilty fot that. Then i walked to the ward, where my mum was hospitalised. I sat down. Next to her. The light was dim, yet i found it better that way as it will avoid me from seeing other patients that slept not so far from my mum’s bed.
I held her hands..They were cold..lifeless, n i hate tat. I started to rub it, trying to make it warm. This is the only thing tat i could do now. She was mumbling sumting in her sleep…problably the anestatic was 2 strong…She was dead pale..looking barely alive. I blanketed her..comb her long black hair, n i kissed her forehead.
Sitting in a room filled with patients was certainly not easy. Moaning..cried..can b heard all the time….Hearing them made me know how suffering the conditions they r in. I chose to ignore those sounds. I sat. Motionless. Looking out the window, with no direction to wer i was looking. Blank.. I wanted to think of sumthing.. But i was numb…emotionally.
I closed my eyes for a while, trying to make sum prayyers..which i wont ever do. I dont believe in God..but i still kept on praying tat she will wake up n hug me the nex morning.
A minute later, some aunties, whosse parents were lying jus next to my mama’s bed, interuppted me. She asked, wat happened to the young lady, which refered to my mum. I just shooked my head, indicating i DINDT wan to talk much.. They left me a while a later finding me not keen into the conversation..
It was 3 o clock am, i took the lift up n down, everytime i needed to go to pee, or buying snacks..For the first time, i was not afraid of ghost…My mind was too bothered to think about such nonsense…..
I then get back to her..n started to write..The experience here in the hospital was overwhelming..I was only 16 back then..
And it was too cruel for me to comprehend life n death, which happend in the very front of me. I stay strong. I know i hv to.
This is the place, tat for me, is the most unique plac in the world. The life opend in 2nd floor, saw ppl cried over the past pf their loved 1.
The lift opened at 3rd floor, i found family smiling, as they received new life n welcoming them in the world.
That is 1 night i coould never forget.

Woke up at 7.15 a,m……..n as always..wanted to get more sleep. But couldnt coz i hv to work to pay for the bills. Sumtimes i will jus stop n think for a moment..that wat if a world wihout the existnce of money??? tat question always linger in my head.
Would it b better, would it b great? I mean without it, we can do watever we want..But think if think it seriously..if no 1 works for money…then = no 1 will be working to serve others..
= if u wan eat no restaurant coz no 1 bother to serve food to stranger
= if u wan sex no hooker or gigolo standing by the busy road side coz they dun wan stranger put something in their XXXX
= if u r sick no doctor to c u coz no 1 will spent 1/2 their life study medical n earn nothing in the end
= a world is better off with money…i guess so. SO i will jus stick to the material world that i am currently staying in.

Damn 1 pm already.lunch time over..need to work again..hai~~~money pls cum to me.
Signing off before getting reported…again
MEOW~

My mama is not ur average mama. She is hot, sexy n hv a not so good tempered. well she also luv to party n hv booze n karaoke. Not ur typical mama huh~?
Well then there is1 time wer she got really really really DRUNK.. n as she walked like a snake along the road going to get the car… .yes, she “UerkkKKKKKK”" vommited.
Wel…..the thing is..she wears gigi palsu…so she “Uerkkkkkkkkkk” n “Uerkkkkkkkkkk” n more “Uerkkkkkkkkk” beside the filled drain (longkang yg ada air), her gigi palsu dropped out along with the roti canai n capati she ate earlier that evening. Becausse she was so drunk at that point……she..she….slowly picked up tat gigi palsu from the longkang n straight away put it into her mouth again!!!!!!
I MEAN OMG!!!!!THE GIGI PALSU WAS IN THE DRAIN!!!!!! n she like “nyam nyam nyam” trying to fix the gigi palsu into the right position into her mouth…… tat was certainly grosser than drinking smelly socks juice….
SO the nex morning we told her wat happen,..n yes she vommited again…

This is just a joke from a beautiful son. I luv her a lot still. Muackssssssss
MEOW~~

This is the first blog i am wrting in my whole life.. n yet my head is blank, my hand is static, looking blankly into the screen. I am writing this in my bud’s house house, his room. Talk about this guy, \Edy, hv known him since form 3, wen i  got kicked out frm the top class n got into this zoo.
    Initially, to me he ‘was’ a short tempered, anak manja, quiet n pretty nerdy..But it was all back then. He also used to eat like a stray dog(no offence). the food will get scattered all over the plate n the table..But it was all back then..
    But he n I hv pretty same interest n hobby i guess so we started to develop our "kam ching" as we step into form 4,5. We can talk about everyting, from the microorganism to the universe, serious or rubbish….we use to hug each other to sleep n talk untill the break of dawn(but he aint no gay…i suppose..keke). we are not doin tat anymore but i hope we can do tat once in a while… sort like a bonus night or sumthing.KEKE
    I realise tat friends do cum n go.But i really wan to grab this 1 n hold this special bond of ‘Pure" friendship till death do us apart. wah gelinya…but its true .. I mean to keep 1 fren by ur side really need effort n time..or else both party will forget about each other existence n will gradually bcome stranger. arr tired wan zz MEOW. chao.